Comments on: Toilet Paper http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/ Wed, 16 May 2012 07:36:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Admin http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-757 Admin Wed, 12 May 2010 03:01:53 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-757 A HA! You see, I was right. Not only do they treat their workers like crap, but they treat their customers like crap...so we can't clean up our own crap. Bastages. A HA! You see, I was right. Not only do they treat their workers like crap, but they treat their customers like crap…so we can’t clean up our own crap. Bastages.

]]> By: scarlett nakajima http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-756 scarlett nakajima Wed, 12 May 2010 01:52:41 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-756 Yes! Yes! The Scott toilet paper at Walmart is inferior. I thought something stank about the TP I bought at Walmart so I went out the next day and bought a roll at Walgreens. There I found my old reliable TP. I only had to use my usually 4 squares instead of 8 squares of the thin stuff. This made me recall three other Walmart products I was not satisfied with when compared to a previous experience with the same product. It's not a deal if it is a substandard product. Yes! Yes! The Scott toilet paper at Walmart is inferior. I thought something stank about the TP I bought at Walmart so I went out the next day and bought a roll at Walgreens. There I found my old reliable TP. I only had to use my usually 4 squares instead of 8 squares of the thin stuff. This made me recall three other Walmart products I was not satisfied with when compared to a previous experience with the same product. It’s not a deal if it is a substandard product.

]]> By: prettygentle http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-703 prettygentle Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:46:43 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-703 How big is your crack, there, babe? How big is your crack, there, babe?

]]> By: Admin http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-690 Admin Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:38:29 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-690 Nearly as much? Look beyotch, if I had to measure it, it would be about as long as the wrist pad for my keyboad and that's about 17" long. Next time you wipe your nether regions, take a ruler and measure how much you've peeled off. More than 1 finger? Then my whole hand would go up my crack. Nearly as much? Look beyotch, if I had to measure it, it would be about as long as the wrist pad for my keyboad and that’s about 17″ long. Next time you wipe your nether regions, take a ruler and measure how much you’ve peeled off. More than 1 finger? Then my whole hand would go up my crack.

]]> By: prettygentle http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-687 prettygentle Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:07:03 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-687 I, personally, love QN Ultra Soft. Don't use nearly as much and it's SOOOOOOOO soft. So, take that and wipe your ass with it! LOL!! PS: You should probably be wiping with more than one finger. Might help prevent future accidents. I, personally, love QN Ultra Soft. Don’t use nearly as much and it’s SOOOOOOOO soft. So, take that and wipe your ass with it! LOL!!

PS: You should probably be wiping with more than one finger. Might help prevent future accidents.

]]> By: John Jeracevich http://gettheshovel.com/toilet-paper/comment-page-1/#comment-686 John Jeracevich Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:02:12 +0000 http://gettheshovel.com/?p=448#comment-686 Toilet paper is a soft paper product (tissue paper) used to maintain personal hygiene after human defecation or urination. It can also be used for other purposes such as absorbing spillages. Its origin dates back as far as 1862. It differs in composition somewhat from facial tissue, and is designed to decompose in septic tanks, whereas some other bathroom and facial tissues do not. On average there are 333 squares of paper on a toilet roll. Most septic tank manufacturers advise against using paper products that are non-septic tank safe. Different names and slang terms are used for toilet paper in countries around the world, including "loo roll/paper," "toilet roll," "dunny roll/paper," "bathroom/toilet tissue," "TP," or just "tissue." Toilet paper can be one, two, three, even more -ply, meaning that it's either a single sheet or two, three sheets placed back-to-back to make it thicker, softer, stronger and more absorbent. Color, scents, and embossing may also be added, but fragrances sometimes cause problems for consumers who are allergic to perfumes. The biggest difference between toilet papers is the distinction between virgin paper products, which are formed directly from chipped wood, and those made from recycled paper. Most toilet paper, however, whether virgin or recycled, is wrapped around recycled cardboard cylinders. Toilet paper is a soft paper product (tissue paper) used to maintain personal hygiene after human defecation or urination. It can also be used for other purposes such as absorbing spillages. Its origin dates back as far as 1862. It differs in composition somewhat from facial tissue, and is designed to decompose in septic tanks, whereas some other bathroom and facial tissues do not. On average there are 333 squares of paper on a toilet roll. Most septic tank manufacturers advise against using paper products that are non-septic tank safe. Different names and slang terms are used for toilet paper in countries around the world, including “loo roll/paper,” “toilet roll,” “dunny roll/paper,” “bathroom/toilet tissue,” “TP,” or just “tissue.” Toilet paper can be one, two, three, even more -ply, meaning that it’s either a single sheet or two, three sheets placed back-to-back to make it thicker, softer, stronger and more absorbent. Color, scents, and embossing may also be added, but fragrances sometimes cause problems for consumers who are allergic to perfumes. The biggest difference between toilet papers is the distinction between virgin paper products, which are formed directly from chipped wood, and those made from recycled paper. Most toilet paper, however, whether virgin or recycled, is wrapped around recycled cardboard cylinders.

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