Sign of the Times…at Walmart

I have a few photos I’ve been collecting.

I was doing some Christmas shopping at Wally World, but I needed a new No Soliciting sign.  I’ve got one right above my door bell, but for some reason it doesn’t work on Jehovah Witness’.

I don’t know what the fuck it is about the Walmart in my hood, but they have NO No Soliciting signs.  I want one of those long black ones with gold writing about 10″ x 2-1/2″.  I cannot find any.  Even Home Depot didn’t have them.

So I’m walking through the sign isle and something out of the corner of my eye caught my attention.  I had to do a double take because it appeared to spell something.

There’s a burger joint in my hood.  I’ll spare them the embarassment and not post their name.  They used to have these awesome, thick handmade hamburgers, but they switched to nearly invisible Costco-type patties a few years ago.  Anyhoo, their dining room is always spotless, but the bathroom…

 

I haven’t ordered anything from the Home Shopping channel in years.  I was flicking through the channels the other night and saw something I’d like to try.  During the order process they said I could save an instant $10 with an HSN credit card approval.  So I applied.  I got approved.  Of course I did.  My FICO score is over 900.  The card came in the mail yesterday.  I don’t ever plan on using it, but holy fucking shit!  Take a look at this interest rate.

 

This one was taken with my cell phone on Good Friday last year.  I went out to the curb to bring the trash cans back in and noticed the clouds.  It’s the Easter Bunny.  He’s sitting down facing left.  See his two ears, his rounded face and his paw pulled up near his mouth?  Is that bad ass or what!

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