Paula Deen at The Food Network was stroking up something HOT in the kitchen for Christmas. Check out her “Gingerbread Michael” cookie, she called it, “with just his tuft of hair… cause he’s losing his hair”, she said. Complete with wife beater and a patch of chest hair coming out the top. The hair on his head is not all he lost. Notice the crotch area. Judging by the smile on his face, he’s full of tidings of comfort and joy.
