Sexy Gingerbread Man Cookie
Published December 21, 2011Paula Deen at The Food Network was stroking up something HOT in the kitchen for Christmas. Check out her “Gingerbread Michael” cookie, she called it, “with just his tuft of hair… cause he’s losing his hair”, she said. Complete with wife beater and a patch of chest hair coming out the top. The hair on his head is not all he lost. Notice the crotch area. Judging by the smile on his face, he’s full of tidings of comfort and joy.
Do You Use Canned Milk?
Published December 5, 2011Carnation Milk 65 Years Ago …
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With ‘Carnation Milk is best of all.’
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.
A man got out and said, ‘Carnation’ LOVED your entry so much! We are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!’
Bringing Steve Jobs Back To Life
Published November 19, 2011I bought the Kindle version of the Steve Jobs book. The guy was a dick, but a genius dick. I’m hella enjoying the book. You know how Paris Hilton’s “That’s hot” phrase caught on? I predict that Steve’s “that looks like shit” will be the next buzz phrase. Now THAT’S hot! lol
Every time a new Apple product comes out seems there’s always an update to a problem that follows. The iPhones have had their share of problems like the brushed aluminum on the case interfering with the antenna. Now with the new phone, some people are having a problem with battery life. Apple pushed out a software update to fix it.
This morning I wake up to an email from Amazon and there was a problem with the Steve Jobs Kindle book. The captions to the pictures where not under the pictures, but rather on the next page. Yes, I can attest to that. I thought it was because I have my font set slightly larger and it couldn’t get the caption on the same page. Anyhoo, guess what? Amazon pushed out an update to the Steve Jobs book to fix the problem. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!! Art imitating life. Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.
So why can’t Apple push out an update to bring Steve back to life?
