How To Do Your Own Liposuction Procedure

Now don’t forget, it’s not necessary to sterilize the card table chair.  That’s overkill.  It also helps if you work in a hospital or clinic so you can steal the supplies you’ll be needing to do this.

Philadelphia Shows No Brotherly Love Towards Bloggers

Philadelphia, you suck!  

Philadelphia is assessing a business privilege license on bloggers. 

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20100824/D9HPINSO4.html

If a blog takes money for advertising, or sells photographs or other goods, it’s a business and must pay for a license – no matter how little it makes – plus taxes on profits.
Bullshit.  Not according to the IRS, you dip-dots.  Read IRS Is Your Hobby A For-Profit Endeavor? 

So to all of you Philly bloggers…and by the way, why do these dumbasses think that everyone [...] Continue Reading…

Ghost Sex

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?

About 40 students raise their hands.

That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to [...] Continue Reading…