Chase Bank.  Those fuckers.  I got a letter the other day from them.  “We are pleased to let you know that we are making changes to your payment due date to give you more time to pay….you will have an additional 5 days to submit your payment.”

With the millions of credit card customers that Chase has, those additional five days will rake in millions of dollars in extra interest from unsuspecting customers.  It’s not even a fucking option!  They’re just shoving it down our throats. 

Most people pay credit card bills according to due date and they’re going to think that Chase is “being nice and doing them a favor by helping them out during these hard times”.  BULL FUCKING SHIT!  Little do they know that those extra five days is going to suck more money out of their pocket and in a few months customers will forget about those five days.  That’s what Chase is hoping for.  Talk about a slight of hand, an end run. 

The only way to pay down those card balances is to make a payment as soon as you get that bitch in the mail.  Do NOT wait until the due date nears and always pay more than the minimum amount.  Fuckers.  God I hate credit card companies.  Get the fucking shovel.  These bastards are going under…again.