What I Learned Today: March 6, 2011
Published March 7, 2011
I’m starting a new post category called “What I Learned Today”. No, it’s not about Charlie Sheen being a Ninja Asshole from Mars. This is truly amazing stuff that makes me go, “Damn, I never fucking knew that!”
I have a Netflix Roku and when I don’t feel like a full-length movie, I watch a lot of documentaries. Here are a few things I picked up today.
- A momma sea otter blows air into her baby otter’s fir to keep it afloat while she goes hunting. (At least she says she’s going hunting. pfft!) Sea otters have the densest fir of any animal. One square inch has more hairs than an entire human head. DAMN!
- California condors can live for 50 years. That still doesn’t negate the fact that they are butt ugly.
President Wanted – Only Natural Born Citizens Need Apply
Published March 7, 2011
In an Indiana University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant and many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”
Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!
They breed and they walk among US.
Charlie Sheen, The Next Huge Hefner?
Published March 2, 2011The self-appointed Adonis is livin’ large. Would YOU crawl into bed with this freak?
“We do whatever Charlie wants us to do,” says the 22-year-old Oberlin of the threesome’s sex life. “This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.”
Kenly, 24, says they share a single bed that’s big enough to fit all of them, each taking turns sleeping in the middle of a triple-decker sandwich. Epic-partying Sheen, 45, does keep a second, separate bed (in the same room) just in case someone needs “a place to sleep in peace,” Kenly adds.
