I was reading in the paper this morning that Walmart’s CEO is predicting a good 4th quarter in the U.S. this year.  I think I know why that is.  They plump their meat with god only knows what type of liquid – I’ll assume it’s water – so they can charge more.

A couple of weeks ago I bought a pound of 93% lean (or something like that) hamburger to make some chili.  The meat wouldn’t brown.  Instead, it just simmered in liquid that was being cooked out of it.  It was tasteless.  No beefy flavor about it.  fuckers

Yesterday I saw some nice looking chicken legs.  Each package had 5 legs and I’d say there were about 8 packages available.  That’s 40 legs and that would be 20 chickens.  Now what are the chances of those 20 chickens each having legs the exact same size?  Yet there it was right in front of me.  Each package was priced at $2.23, or some damn thing.  Doesn’t matter, they were all the same price.  I suspected something was up because chicken’s sold by the pound, folks.  That means Walmart’s plumping their chickens with some kind of liquid to top them off?  Sure as shit, as I was cleaning them, I could see the little puncture holes in the skin.

And their green produce.  JHC!  It’s looked like wilted roadkill laying in the hot sun.  You muther fuckers just spent the last few months remodeling that store and you didn’t get produce cases with fucking misters?

Then at the checkstand some ladies bought 2 massive bunches of bananas because they were only .19/pound.  But wait, that was not the case.  The checker said the bananas were .19 EACH.  WHO THE FUCK SELLS BANANAS BY THE PIECE?  They do that because they can make more money.  I hope she was wrong.  Doesn’t matter.  The ladies decided not to buy the bananas.

And speaking of Walmart food, have you ever noticed the brands they carry?  Kraft, Oscar Meyer, etc.  That lunch meat wall is like a 1/2 mile long and it’s all Oscar Meyer.  Do you have any idea what’s in that stuff?  I saw an episode of How’s That Made on how they make baloney.  God, you don’t want to know. 

At the checkout stand I saw applesauce in a toothpaste-like tube that you can’t even see the contents of!  Fucking gross. 

Overly processed food.  That’s what’s killing Americans.  That’s why a majority of the people who shop Walmart have asses 2 ax handles wide.  Walmart, McDonald’s, Burger King.  All of them are contributing to the health epidemic in this country.  fuckers.  Get the shovel.