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Why is Google SERPS sending me to the wrong website?

I’m going to assume this is a Google thing because I like blaming Google for everything that’s wrong with the web.

Lately when clicking of sites found on Google, I get sent to the wrong website.  I’ve noticed this in the past week or two.

Here’s how to repeat the problem I’m seeing.

  1. I open a new browser session.  IE or Firefox.  Doesn’t matter.
  2. I search for something in Google.
  3. I click on the listing in the SERPs that is NOT an AdWords ad and I’m taken to a completely different site, not the site I clicked on.
  4. I hit the back button and try it again and this time it goes to the right site.

If I close the browser and do it again, it won’t do it right away.  It does do to the wrong website several times a day, but it’s like there’s a timer on it.  Like it only does it if it’s more than x number of minutes since the last time it did it.

It’s like a new type of IRRITATING AS F*CK advertising method that’s been rolled out.  Has anyone else noticed this?  Is it Google or are my browser sessions being hi-jacked by some evil, unknown running-in-the-back-ground program?

UPDATE:  I did some more poking around, but this time I searched on “google redirect” and found out is was a damn trojan causing the redirects!  In fact, I had several of them.  McAfee didn’t find them. 

MajorGeeks.com said to run SUPERAntiSpyware.  I ran SuperAntiSpyware, the portable version and here’s what it found…

See those last four entries?  It was one of them.  After it removed them and I rebooted, I can now type in online forms and ESPECIALLY in WordPress, without the keyboard skipping letters.  That was like a thirsty man finding water because I live my entire day in WordPress.

I’m really upset about McAfee not finding it anything.  That sort of lowers my faith in it.

So, how did I get these little buggers?  I think it may have something to do with the fact that I disabled Vista’s User Account Control some months ago because of the EXCESSIVE alerts it throws every time I want to download or run something.  So I did it to myself.  I turned UAC back on and won’t be screwing around with that again.

In the meantime, do I owe Google an apology?  Mmmm, not at this time.  I still have plenty of other things to blame them for.

2nd UPDATE:  I ran MalwareBytes after that and it found a whole bunch more.  And after all this, now my keyboard skipping letters problem is gone, too!

3rd UPDATE Oct 13, 2010:  Thought I’d post this update.  PCMagazine has a new article about this Google Redirect.  Norton wasn’t catching it either.

Google Threatens To Kill Users

I’m waiting to enroll in gHealth – Google Health Insurance.  In the meantime, let’s see what else the big G is up to.

 

Google Toolbar: Translator won’t turn off

I use the Google tool bar.  The other day I was on a WordPress plug-in site and it was in some Viking language and I needed it translated.  So I enabled the Translate tool thinking I could click on the translate button and have the entire page translated.  Nope, that’s not how it works.  You have to hover your mouse over the word you want translated and a little Javascript window appears with translations.  Lame. 

Anyhoo, it wasn’t the solution I was looking for so I turned the button off, but the fucker kept translating.  Extremely annoying.  However, I figured out how to turn it off.  Thought you might like to know if you’re having the same issue.

  1. Go back into the toolbar options by right-clicking on a blank spot on the toolbar or by clicking the little wrench icon.
  2. Click on Tools in the menu on the left and locate the Translate thingy.  See that disabled Edit link?  That’s the source of the problem.
  3. Check the checkbox to the left of Translate to get the Edit link to activate.  Click on the now active Edit link.
  4. See the problem?  Those checkboxes are still clicked and active.  Apparently, unchecking the Translate checkbox only hides the button from the toolbar, but any checked options are still active.
  5. So uncheck all three of those boxes and save.  That should disable it.  Bob’s you uncle.