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Dell Computer Making Buzzing Noise

Dell Computer Making Buzzing Noise

My daughter’s Dell computer is constantly getting infected with crap. I just cleaned that thing up on New Year’s and a month later, she’s got problems again. She downloaded a free calendar maker program and along with it came a fake anti-virus scanner called PC Performer.

PC Performer Malware

PC Performer is NOT real anti-virus software. There is no uninstall program. You won’t find it on the Programs menu, nor in the Add/Remove programs. It gets hooked into your computer’s startup routine and “performs a scan” when you boot up. It always finds “infections” and it wants you to pay for the “anti-virus software” to remove the infections. 

Computer Buzzing

After several weeks of ignoring the fake infection messages, the computer started making a buzzing noise. So she brought it over, I cracked open the cover and blew out all the dust with a can of air. It sounded like the CPU fan. As soon as the juice was turned on, it started buzzing, but the fan was freely spinning. Finally, I stuck my ear inside the case and discovered that is wasn’t the fan making noise, it was the hard drive.

I did eventually find PC Performer in the list of starup programs using msconfig and I was able to turn it off, but the computer was still making noise.

Before my daughter brought the computer over, I had her run a malware removal tool, but it didn’t remove PC Performer, even though I read some place that it would. However, she’s computer illiterate so who knows if she actually clicked the remove button or canceled the operation.

So I downloaded a free scanner that detects these fake programs. Every 1/2 hour or so I’d go check on the scan and noticed that the hard drive buzzing was getting quiter. As it started isolating the problems, the buzzing completely stopped. I proceeded with the removal, rebooted the computer and now all’s good with the world once again.

SpyHunter Removes Fake Anti-Spyware

SpyHunter - Free scan for anti-virus, malware, rootkits, trojansSpyHunter has the ability to detect and remove rootkits, which are used to stealth install rogue anti-spyware programs and other trojans. One major reason why some spyware tools may not completely remove your infection is because you may be infected with a mutating malware infection such as a trojan or rootkit. A mutating malware infection is extremely difficult to remove automatically because it changes into an unidentifiable form inside your system. Therefore, SpyHunter offers a feature called Spyware HelpDesk that will allow them to identify the mutation and create a custom fix for your infected system. SpyHunter’s Spyware HelpDesk feature will let you generate a diagnostic report (Support Log) that takes a snapshot of the configuration of your system and allows the technicians to quickly and efficiently assist you with malware removal issues. 

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Netflix Services Experienced An Internal Error

Watching Netflix over my Roku HD player was working fine two nights ago.  Last night I sparked it up and it displayed “netflix services experienced an internal error”.  Tonight’s the same thing.  It’s been raining like a mofo here at night and maybe my internet connection farted and got dropped in the middle of the night. I’m on a Cisco Linksys E2000 wireless router with AT&T DSL.  Here’s how I fixed it.

  1. I unplugged the Roku for a couple of minutes to allow it to reset.
  2. Powered it back up and let it do its startup.
  3. It found my router ok, but wouldn’t connect to it.
  4. Poked the little discovery button on the router, ran out to the Roku and tried it again.
  5. BAMM!  Bob’s your uncle.  Connected successfully.

6 Days Too Late

You're FiredI removed McAfee from my computers 6 days ago.  I got tired of actually GETTING viruses with McAfee.  Why, you ask?  Because they didn’t have real-time notifications like, oh, I don’t know, FREE AVG does!  So every weekend I’d scan and every weekend I saw I was infected all week.

Today I see that Intel bought McAfee for $7.68 billion.  Not that it matters anymore because it’s too fucking late, but I hope to God that the Intel engineers are better with software usability than McAfee is.  I’d start by firing every fucking one of McAfee’s programmers.

UPDATE:  Not long after this, they upgraded the software to include instant infection notifications.  Too late.