If you don’t like fuck words then you’re prolly not gonna like this site.  I have a mouth like a sailor, but you know what they say – you are what you eat.  Bite me. 

People and the things they do are stupid.  I think they’re bred that way, with a stupid gene.  Two of them. 

The phone company, the cable company and the credit card companies are stupid. 

For the most part, we go through life minding our own business, then all of a sudden we get stupidified by some external force. 

It could be a health insurance company completely ignoring all requests to pay a valid claim. 

It could be the moving truck company losing your truck reservation on the day of your move.

It could be the phone company repeatedly charging a bogus fee month after month even though they promised the previous month not to do it again…SIX months in a row.

I couldn’t take it any more.  These external forces need to be exposed.  So I decided to share with the world the stupid things that happen to me, my family and close friends in the hopes that if enough people get wind of it, maybe these stupid people will stop doing stupid things.  Maybe.  Prolly not.  It’s worth a try.

The stories on this website are true, actual events.  Names have been changed or omitted to protect the privacy of the indivduals receiving the stupid treatment, but extra care has been taken to openly identify the parties dishing out the stupidness. 

No matter how hard one tries to live out one’s life in peace, sometimes it’s necessary to dig a hole and throw the rat bastards in it.  Hence, Get The Shovel.com has been born.