Please Take Care of Yourself
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than three times as many accidents.
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Off The Hook USB Flash Drives
Check out these cool USB flash drives. Total James Bond. The bacon one is perfect for the Cooking Asshole. The loser hearts bacon.
You can get these flash drives here.












