Philadelphia Shows No Brotherly Love Towards Bloggers
Published August 24, 2010
width="178" height="185" />Philadelphia, you suck!
Philadelphia is assessing a business privilege license on bloggers.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20100824/D9HPINSO4.html
If a blog takes money for advertising, or sells photographs or other goods, it’s a business and must pay for a license – no matter how little it makes – plus taxes on profits.
Bullshit. Not according to the IRS, you dip-dots. Read IRS Is Your Hobby A For-Profit Endeavor?
So to all of you Philly bloggers…and by the way, why do these dumbasses think that everyone who’s online with a site is a blogger? What about old school websites? You see, already they don’t know wtf they’re talking about.
As I was saying…to beat this bullshit “business license”…
- Register your domain name with NameCheap /" target="_blank"> NameCheap and take advantage of their FREE privacy manager called WhoIs Guard. It will protect your name and address from prying eyes. The ONLY ones that can pierce the veil of privacy is law enforcement or some asshole with a court order. WhoIs Guard is free for the first year and only $2.88/yr after that. Do NOT use goDaddy. They suck and will charge you around $9/year, plus, you can’t temporarily turn it off if you need to. NameCheap lets you turn it off and on as many times as you like.
- Write all of your articles with a pseudo name. Authors do it all the time. Case in point, Stephen King used Richard Bachman.
Ghost Sex
Published August 23, 2010
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?
About 90 students raise their hands.
Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?
About 40 students raise their hands.
That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
Three students raise their hands.
That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Ahmed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?
Ahmed replied, “Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
A Real Man
Published August 21, 2010
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry… I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that…….Never mind.
