Monthly Archives: August 2010

AdSense Displaying Ads Relative To Last Search, Not Content

Is Google Force Feeding Ads Not Relative To Your Content?

I came across some really screwy Google AdSense behavior the other day.  I Googled something.  Can’t remember what it was.  For conversation’s sake, let’s say it was for lawnmowers.  After that I was doing some work on one of my fitness blogs.

The AdSense ads I have on my blog always display ads relative to my fitness content.  After I had written a post and published it, I visited the post to make sure everything was OK.  Guess what shows up in place of the usual fitness ads?  You got it, lawnmower ads.

It just happened again.  A friend of mine in IL said her brother was moving to Orange County, CA.  She asked me what was there.  So I Googled it and told her.

Then I was reading an article on www.ezinearticles.com about metal detectors.  I followed the link to the metal detector site.  That site had sectioned called Free Backlinks.  Right under the section header is an AdSense link unit displaying a few links about backlinks, relative to the article on the site, as it should be.  BUT, take a look at what showed up as the 4th listing…Orange County.  What the fuck is up with that?

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UPDATE:  August 30, 2010

As of this morning, I now know what’s happening.  I read it in the paper this morning.  Funny how shit just falls into my lap within hours or days of an event.  Happens to me constantly.

This whole thing is called “remarketing” and Google’s, per se, is not doing it.  It’s a feature of AdWords that is available on the campaign level via the Audiences tab.  Creating an audience list is a lot like getting code for displaying AdSense on your site.  An audience list is nothing more than a title and an optional description assigned to some code that Google generates that you insert into your web pages.  This code is called a “tag”.

For every page that includes a tag, a visitor’s computer gets cookied.  So if I’m running a website for adult toys, not that I would ever do something like that, as the visitor went about their business surfing other sites that displayed AdSense ads, my dildo ads would display, hence, the remarketing of your website.

This has some pros and cons.  The whole thing about AdSense is to get paid when someone clicks on the ads on your site.  If you do your homework, you can create highly targeted niche websites that attractive some very expensive advertising and it can be quite profitable.  I know of several people who generate well over $400/day just in AdSense revenue.

Anyhoo, so lets say I’m a niche marketer and do my homework and get $2.50/click per ad on a site.  This actually is something I’m already doing on one of my sites and yes, each click is getting me $2.50.  Then let’s say someone on my site gets remarketed for dog collars because they were on the PetsMart site looking for dog collars.  And let’s say that dog collar ad only gets me .10/click.  That’s fucked up!  Remarketing has the potential for pushing out the high paying ads on MY site.  It’s basically some other business forcing THEIR advertising on MY site.

AdSense is supposed to be about displaying ads relative to MY content, not traipsing mud across my website from some shithole mud puddle on some other asshole’s website the visitor just came from.  Leave your fucking boots at the front door, fucker.  It’s stealing traffic.  It’s graffiti on my site.  It’s like some band plastering their posters over the top of some other band’s posters on fucking Sunset Blvd.  It’s evil and there are a lot of ad networks doing this, not just Google.  Get the shovel.

The Leaves Are Falling

Nerve CellsA couple of weeks ago I noticed the leaves on some of the trees started to turn color.  Damn, in the middle of August?  Won’t be long and the lawnmower man will be bitching about raking them again.  It’s hella funny.  I have a False Mulberry in the front yard.  It’s like a mofo weed.  WTF were people thinking when then planted them?  The neighbor cuts the branches off of his every year and every year they all grow back.  The root systems are invasive as hell, lifting up sidewalks and sending out feeder roots yards and yards from the trunk.  It’s like an alien invasion. 

Anyhoo, in the spring the trees gets these 4″ long caterpillar-like tonsel hanging thingys on them.  The grand kids call them snakes.  They’re full of pollen and make a mess in the yard.  I saw the lawnmower man pull up one day and the yard was tit-deep in them.  I watched him mouth one big FUCK!!! as he stepped out of his truck.  It was comical.

Christmas inflatablesSo, what’s this post got to do with cleaning up leaves?  Nothing.  This is for all you rednecks who store junked or wrecked cars in your front yard knowing damn well you’ll never be able to afford to fix them and can’t afford to have them towed away.  Come on, for loud crying out.  Clean up your damn yard so you’ll have room for those giant inflatable vinyl Christmas kreechurs from Walmart this winter.

I’ve got some good news for you.  Have the those old clunkers towed away for free.  I shit you not.  All you gots to do is fill out an online form (you do have the interweb, right) and then they’ll be in touch with you (but not down there, you idiot. save that for your cousin.).  They’ll come and tow away that ’76 Pinto for free and you don’t even have to be home.  In some cases, they’ll even do it with missing DMV papers.

You’ve got two choices.  Both of them come with free towing and have a nationwide network of towing companies willing to take that Ford P.O.S. off your hands.  And yes, they’ll even come to your shit hole town.  They take cars, truck and motorcycles.

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How To Do Your Own Liposuction Procedure

Now don’t forget, it’s not necessary to sterilize the card table chair.  That’s overkill.  It also helps if you work in a hospital or clinic so you can steal the supplies you’ll be needing to do this.