Mrs Santa Claus Costumes
Yea, I know, Christmas will soon be here again. I pretty much ignore every other holiday because they come and go so quickly, but Christmas is the bomb because you can milk it out for a long, long time. Around my house, as soon as that Thanksgiving turkey is off the table and the kitchen it cleaned up, we’re out the door and headed for the tree lot.
There’s a family that comes down from Oregon and sets up a lot a couple of miles from here. They have beautiful Noble Fir trees shipped in. I love those trees. I got me some Philips multi-colored LED C6 tree lights last year and really liked them. I was worried that they were going to be to fake looking, but they weren’t. I was really surprised. The colors were so intense. The tree I got last year was a monster and 3 boxes didn’t cover it. The new Target in my hood recently opened and they had the same ones on sale for $9 so I got 3 more boxes. I’m ready, man. And I promise, this year I’m getting a smaller tree. Tall and not so fat this time.
And speaking of Christmas, when was the last time you sat on Mrs Claus’ lap? I think too much press is given to Santa, and Mrs Claus doesn’t get her due. Here’s a cool site with Mrs Santa Claus costumes. They’ve got some tips for different events that are perfect for a Mrs Claus appearance.
Windows Vista Update KB976749
I just downloaded a boatload of Windows updates that fucked up my computer a couple of weeks ago and now I see this one already.
Read that out loud, “Install this update to resolve issues from the last update that we fucked up because we were in too much of a hurry to get that other update updated. Sorry, but we didn’t spend a lot of time testing that one. Truth be told, this one didn’t get tested at all. We trust the programmers when they say, ‘Fixed.’ Now if you have issues with this update because it introduces new problems that the last update didn’t, we will be pushing out another update later on next week. TTFN”
Microsoft redesigned their update dialog box. I really like this little note they added. So let me get this straight – they fuck up an update and have to patch it with an update of its own and now they’re asking if I’d be interested in free software from them? How can these people sleep at night?

The economy is so bad that…
- I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally…
- Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
